@SONG:Camarillo Brillo

She had that Camarillo brillo Flamin' out along her head,I mean her Mendocino bean-o By where some bugs had made it red She ruledthe Toads of the Short Forest And every newt in Idaho And every cricket who had chorused By the bush in Buffalo She said she was A Magic Mama And shecould throw a mean Tarot And carried on without a comma That she wassomeone I should know She had a snake for a pet And an amulet And she was breeding a dwarf But she wasn't done yet She had gray-green skin A doll with a pin I told her she was awright But I couldn't come in (I couldn'tcome in right then...) And so she wandered Trough the door-way Just like ashadow from the tomb She said her stereo was four-way An' I'd just love itin her room Well, I was born To have adventure So I just followed up thesteps Right past her fuming incense stencher To where she hung hercastanets She stripped away Her ranchid poncho An' laid out naked by the door We did it till we were un-concho An' it was useless any more She had asnake for a pet And an amulet And she was breeding a dwarf But she wasn'tdone yet She had gray-green skin A doll with a pin I told her she wasawright But I couldn't come in (actually, I was very busy then) And so shewandered Trough the door-way Just like a shadow from the tomb She said her stereo was four-way An' I'd just love it in her room Well, I was born Tohave adventure So I just followed up the steps Right past her fuming incense stencher To where she hung her castanets She said she was A Magic Mama And she could throw a mean Tarot And carried on without a comma That she was someone I should know (Is that a real poncho...I mean Is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Hmmm...no foolin' ...)

@SONG: I'm The Slime

I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed 'n deranged I have existed for years But very little had changed I am the tool of the Government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate you I may be vile and pernicious But you can't look away I make you think I'm delicious With the stuff that I say I am the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I am the slime oozin' out From your TV set You will obey me while I lead you An deat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we don't need you Don't got for help...no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled It has been stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told Until the rights to you are sold That's right, folks.. Don't touch that dial Well, I am the slime from your video Oozin' along on your livin'room floor I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, look it me go

@SONG: Dirty Love

Give me Your dirty love Like you might surrender To some dragon in your dreams Give me Your dirty love Like a pink donation To the dragon in your dreams I don't need your sweet devotion I don't want your cheap emotion Just whip me up some dragon lotion For your dirty love Give me Your dirty love Like some tacky little pamphlet In your daddy's bottom drawer Give me Your dirty love I don't believe you have ever seen That book before I don't need no consolation I don't want your reservation I only got one destination An' that's your dirty love Give me Your dirty love Just like your mama Make her fuzzy poodle do Give me Your dirty love The way your mama Make that nasty poodle chew I'll ignore your cheap aroma And yourlittle-bo-peep diploma I'll just put you in a coma With some dirty love THE POODLE BITES! (Come on, Frenchie) THE POODLE CHEWS IT! (Snap it!) THE POODLE BITES! (Come on, Frenchie) THE POODLE CHEWS IT! (Snap it!)

@SONG:50/50

Well, my dandruff is loose An' my breath is chartreuse I know I ain't cute An' my voice is ka-poot But that's awright people I'm just crazy enough to sing to you Any old way I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I justmight have some thing to say Ain't gonna sing you no love song How my heartis all sore Will not beg your indulgence 'Cause you heard it before Butthat's awright people I'm just crazy enough to sing to you Any old way Ifigure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have some thing to say I havetaken your time I have sung you my song Ain't no great revelation But itwasn't too long But that's awright people I'm just crazy enough to sing to you Any old way I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have something to say

@SONG: Zomby Woof

Three hunderd years ago Thought I might getsome sleep Stretched myself out onna antique bed An' my spirit did a midnight creep You know I'll never sleep no more To me it seem that is justain't wise Didja ever wake up in the mornin' With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes I am the ZOMBY WOOF I'm the creature all the ladies been Talkin' about I am the ZOMBY WOOF They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF Tellin' you all the Zomby troof Here I'm is...Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF The saidaw-reety An' they was aw-righty An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady... I got a great big pointed fang Which is my Zomby Toof My right foot is biggerthan my other one is Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof If I raid your dormitorium Don't try to remain aloof... I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the ZOMBYWOOF I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be! Tellin' you all the ZombyTroof Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof Here I'mis, the ZOMBY WOOF

@SONG: Dinah-Moe Humm

I couldn't say where she's coming'from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, saylook here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jescan't do it) She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don't mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (So I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't hearno Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Where this Dinah-Moe Comin' from Done spent three hours An' I ain't got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe Humm I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot Butyou ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to itI got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it 'Cause I can't getinto it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta get out of it Before I get intoit 'Cause I never get into it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta be out ofit To get myself into it (She looked over at me with a glazed eye And somebovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...) Just get mewasted An' you're half-way there 'Cause if my mind's tore up Then my bodydon't care I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An' said my-my-my What sort ofthing Might this lady get high upon? I checked out her sister Who washoldin' the bet An' wondered what kind of trip The young lady was on Theforty dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' laidon the floor She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use alittle ________ if I wasn't done yet I told her... Just because the sunWant a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try So Ipulled on her hair Got her legs in the air An' asked if she had any cootieson there (Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!) She was buns-up kneelin'BUNS UP! I was wheelin' an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! Shesurrended to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED An' she started in tosquealin' Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips justa-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' down From the edge ofher chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in She quivered 'nquaked An' clutched at herself While her sister made a joke 'Bout hermental health 'Till Dinah-Moe finally Did give in But I told her All shereally needed Was some discipline... Kiss my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it'sreal angora Would y'all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An' how'bout you, Fauna? Y'wanna? MMM...sound like y'might be chokin' on somethin'Did you say you want some more? Well, here's some more... MMM,sure...listen D'you think I could interest you In a pair ofzircon-encrusted tweezers? MMM...tweezers! Here, lemme sterilize 'em...Gimme your lighter... I couldn't say where she's coming' from, But I justmet a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, Igot a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it) Iwhipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on hersugar plum I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I heardsome Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe

@SONG: Montana

I might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise me up a cropof Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down In a little white box I cansell uptown By myself I wouldn't Have no boss, But I'd be raisin' my lonelyDental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff For somebody else...but then, on theother hand I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun' I'd have me a crop An' it'd be on top (that's why I'M movin' toMontana) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune I'm pluckin' the ol'Dennil Floss That's growin' on the prairie Pluckin' the floss! I pluckedall day an' all nite an' all Afternoon... I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss (Hisname is MIGHTY LITTLE) He's a good hoss Even though He's a bit dinky tostrap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I'm gonna find mea horse Just about this big An' ride him all along the border line With a Pair of heavy-duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand By myself I wouldn't Have no boss But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I might Ride along the border With mytweezers gleamin' In the moon-lighty night And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfeeN' give my foot a push... Just me 'n the pymgy pony Over the Dennil Floss Bush N' then I might just Jumb back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawnto Montana Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon