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G-d repeating himself: 

I was at dinner the other night and the question was raised "Why does he repeat things so many times?" (The example was about Moses "As Moses did" Repeated 5 times.)

Dave's Answer: Because G-d is like our Parents. How many times did our parents repeat things to us before we did them?

Life and Water - Dave does Gamatria

Water: H2O, or rather water, in Hebrew is spelled "Mem", "Yud", "Mem". That's 2 Mem's to 1 Yud. Kind of like the H2O.... Hummm....
The rounded atomic weight of Water is 18.  In Hebrew the word Chai is equal to the number 18. Chai means life in Hebrew.

If we're the "Light onto the Nations", I think our batteries are dead!

I was learning once about what to do if threatened to kill a person or be killed. 
Person A kills me if I don't kill person B.
Person B kills me if I don't kill person A.
My answer: Kill'm both and let G-d sort it out.

Jews in general :(Orthodox, Conservative, and reform.)

Remember what binds us, is greater than what separates us.

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